Make Me An Offer

Back in the days when the world was flat
Christopher was lying in his captain´s bed, thinkin´
Really hard ´bout how could it be
That a ship disappears, sailing out at the sea

Suddenly a thought occured in his mind
“What if the world is a globe, then I surely could find
new ways to sail, to conquer and trade,
I have to go and speak to the queen of spain”

I´ll make her an offer that she can´t refuse
I´ll make her an offer, I got nothing to lose
I can´t go on with something less than this
I´ll make her an offer that she can´t resist

I´ll make her an offer that she can´t refuse
I´ll make her an offer, I got nothing to lose
I won´t go on with something less than this
So, I´ll make her an offer,
I´ll make her an offer

Willy the reaper was crossing the land,
To deliver some souls to the ruler of hell,
Who was a tough guy, and hard to satisfy
And you know, Willy himself was not the brightest light

Toc Toc, wait, who can that be?
Oh, Mr. Reaper, Sir, did you come here for me?
But this must be a mistake, a confusion of names
I introduce myself, I am Mr. Dorian Gray

And I´ll make you an offer that you can´t refuse
I´ll make you an offer, you got nothing to lose
You can´t go on with something less than this
I´ll make her an offer that you can´t resist

I´ll make you an offer that you can´t refuse
I´ll make you an offer, you got nothing to lose
You can´t go on with something less than this
I´ll make you an offer,
I´ll make you an offer
I´ll make you an offer,
I´ll make you an offer

Instr.

I´ll make you an offer that you can´t refuse
I´ll make you an offer, you got nothing to lose
You can´t go on with something less than this

I´ll make you an offer,
I´ll make you an offer

words and music by Udo Klopke